If a picture really is worth 1000 words, then this blog post is already overdone.
But then I'd miss the chance to share an embarrassing story, and what's the fun of that?
Before I tell my tale of woe, though, I want to give you a chance to take your best shot at guessing the real story behind this photo. (Hint: If you're Sanguine, go with your instinct; if you're Melancholy, think of the least logical explanation.)
You could even win a prize! Leave a comment with your best explanation for this photo -- sane or silly -- and on Sunday, June 21, at 9:00 PM, I'll randomly select the winner of a $10 Starbucks gift card from all contributors.
I'll close with a reminder: check the expiration date on your kitchen fire extinguisher. (If you're Sanguine, get a kitchen fire extinguisher!)